Fifi.

I was so bummed the other day when I came home and saw that my dog Fifi had an accident on the floor. I was like "FIFI! OUTSIDE!" but the damage was already done.

Give me convenience or give me death.

My mom is always like "Raymond, don't open the microwave until the beeps stop". She says if you open it before that it's bad for you... but I seriously need a hot pocket like NOW because I can't go to practice on an empty stomach.

Tha skillz to pay tha billz.

... and you thought I wore those Air Jordins just for style. Wrong.

Pizza Parade rulez.

Summer jobs usually suck but this one at Pizza Parade was great. It took me a while to learn to throw the pizza dough up and actually catch it but I eventually got it. Everyone that sees this pic asks me if that's a giant pringle, but I'm always like "it's not".

Electric Boogaloo

I was part of a breakdancing crew for a little while. Here I am, doing my patented move THE FINGER SPIN while battling some sucka.

Expectations.

When your parents expect too much from you, and your friends expect too much from you... tell em one thing - "GET OFF MY BACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!"

The good old days.

Found this pic from WAY back and it brought a tear to my eye. The poster in my room that started it all... look hard and see a young Matt Bold in the corner, still not tall enough to reach.